New KATG T-shirt

Check out the new KATG t-shirt only available for purchase online. Get yours today!  

$22.00

Mystery Box

The studio is moving! Get your piece of KATG history before we move! The KATG Mystery Boxes are here. What’s in your surprise box? Clothing, DVDs, downloadable cards, a book, a stapler…? As we consolidate the studio for the big move, we’ve come across classic KATG items of all shapes and sizes, and your fun box will be sure to include items that retail over $100. Each box will include items tha...

$74.99

Personal Coaching

Don't stay stuck. You have options. We will show you that more is available to you than what you can currently see. As professional podcasters, producers, and writers, we took the steps to create opportunities where there seemed to be no possibilities. We want to use what we've learned to help you live your true and best lives. Get on a call with either one or both of us. Your choice! (same ...

$75.00

The Great American Novel

The man behind Keith and The Girl, the fast-paced hilarious comedy talk show, brings you an autobiography of his first 30 years. From life with his religious family and Catholic priest father to his move to New York City and pursuance of stand-up comedy, this book covers all the ridiculousness from birth to The Big Three Oh. Whether he’s working for Feminists Against Pornography after busting ...

$9.99

What Do We Do Now?

Finally, a modern relationship book for the modern relationship.What Do We Do Now? is an R-rated, utterly honest Q&A book culled from the best and funniest questions posed by Keith and the Girl devotees, including:• My boyfriend joined the military and is being shipped off for an unknown amount of time. I’m young and I want to move on. Am I a bad person?• Why does my boyfriend always adjust...

$24.00

Drip Drip

Keith Malley is back with his yearly stand-up special, and this year he talks marriage and divorce, dating, being sober, gun control, #MeToo, and the death of Stephen Hawking.

$7.99

I’m Dating Your Mom

It’s album #16, and Keith’s at it again! This time he discusses his new love, his new stepkids, his disciplinary ideas, the climate of sensitivity, Devil’s advocates, sex robots, and Louis C.K.’s penis.This product is also available on: AMAZON, ITUNES and GOOGLE PLAY.

$7.99

Studio Show Pass - Be our guest!

Tickets for 2 to the KATG Studio including drinks, food, and transportation! You and a friend will be guests in the Keith and The Girl studio when we record an episode.  You may also request your favorite KATG comedian to join (subject to availability).  You will have the opportunity to be on air if you desire.  After the show, have a bite to eat and drink (maybe even smoke) with Keith and C...

$999.00

KATG Live Events Collection

13 years of KATG created some incredible live moments! Get them all at this insane price for a limited time only.

$15.99

KATG 24-Hour Comedy Marathon 2019

Get ready for a full 24 hours of Keith, Chemda, and the funniest comedians telling jokes, stories, and everything else! The Marathon is divided into 6 parts. See which comics are featured in each part below: Part 1 Hannah Boone, Casey James Salengo, Sean Patton, Kevin Allison, Myq Kaplan, Carrie Gravensen, Ali Clayton, Sharron Paul, Matt Bachus, Aileen Clark Part 2 Aileen Clark, Shelton Lindsay...

$8.99

KATG 24-Hour Comedy Marathon 2018

Get ready for a full 24 hours of Keith, Chemda, and the funniest comedians telling jokes, stories and everything else! The Marathon is divided into 6 parts. See which comics are featured in each part below: Part 1 Christi Chiello, Paul Hooper, Tracey Carnazzo, Jason Burke, Julia Soloman, Alyssa Limperis, Richie Tolway, Christina Galston, Chris Laker, Lucie Pohl, and Daniel Hartley Part 2 Danie...

$8.99

KATG Sticker Package

100% industrial strength caliber vinyl? Check. Aggressive permanent adhesive? Check. Custom die cut. A-durrr! Waterproof? Gee… I wonder… Yes! They’re waterproof AND fade resistant! 100% UV coating? Why are you asking? You already know these answers. YES! YES! YES! These are the best god damn stickers around!  

$0.00

KATG VIP Gift Certificate

Share KATG VIP with a friend! Your friend can use this gift certificate on a new or existing VIP account.Get started by selecting the amount you'd like to gift. After you purchase the gift, our team will email you a PDF download with the gift code in 1 business day. New and returning members can use the gift code during the VIP checkout process. Existing members can apply the code to their acco...

$14.99

GONZO

In her debut comedy EP, GONZO Andrea Allan delivers raw and irreverent jokes that tap into her anger, self-loathing, vices and struggle against hypocrisy. Allan’s outrageous narratives about her own life are interwoven with ludacris performative choices, creating a style unique only to her.GONZO has a distinct brand of deeply personal material and wild stories from Andrea's life, plus absurd an...

$4.20