Shout Out on a KATG episode

Hear your name (or business name) on a Keith and The Girl episode! Whether it's about your business or a shout-out to a loved one for their birthday, or just to hear your own name, you write it; we'll say it on a Keith and The Girl episode. (500 character limit and subject to review). Sponsor an episode now and become a hero!

$149.00

The Great American Novel

BLACK FRIDAY/CYBER MONDAY DEAL: Get The Great American Bundle for just $25! The Bundle includes The Great American Novel eBook Kindle Audio Book Paperback  The man behind Keith and The Girl, the fast-paced hilarious comedy talk show, brings you an autobiography of his first 30 years. From life with his religious family and Catholic priest father to his move to New York City and pursuance...

$10.00

OMAT Club

For OMAT shirts, mugs, etc CLICK HERE OMAT is a program designed by Chemda to turn negative patterns into positive habits One Minute Ata Time. Join by 5 pm ET Sunday and start this Monday. OMAT Club membership comes with: 1 or 4-week Club Membership  Guided OMAT Practice Q&A/Chat Sessions Access to Private Forums Thread   Meet with Keith, Chemda, Xerxes, and your OMAT group every weekday ...

$30.00

Christmas Classics by The Girl

Chemda sings some of your favorite classic Christmas songs. This album is perfect for you, your family and makes a great Stocking Stuffer.Guest singers include: Keith Malley, Lauren Hennessy, Myka Fox, Brother Love and Ben Lerman (also on his ukulele.) Track listing: 1. We Wish You a Merry Christmas (vocals by Chemda, Keith Malley, Brother Love, Lauren Hennessy, Myka Fox & Ben Lerman.) 2. O...

$5.00

Clowned by The Girl

And people thought Chemda was the nice one... The Girl’s best calls and pranks have been compiled in an album that will drop your jaw and have you on the floor laughing.

$5.00

KATG WEEK 2020 DOWNLOADS

KATG Week 2020 was packed with your favorite comics and shows and the downloads are now available! VIPS GET ALL SHOWS FOR FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME. CHECK YOUR VIP DASHBOARD FOR YOUR CODE: KATG.com/VIP Not a VIP member? Become one TODAY and get these shows for free: KATG.com/VIP THE 2020 KATG ROAST Lineup includes: Roast Master JP McDade, Myq Kaplan, Calvin Cato, Casey James Salengo, Courtney Ma...

$10.00

KATG Sticker Package

100% industrial strength caliber vinyl? Check. Aggressive permanent adhesive? Check. Custom die cut. A-durrr! Waterproof? Gee… I wonder… Yes! They’re waterproof AND fade resistant! 100% UV coating? Why are you asking? You already know these answers. YES! YES! YES! These are the best god damn stickers around!  

$0.00

Keith's Tour Diary

For a limited time, read Keith's tour diary!

$7.00

Tour Shirt

This shirt is available only for the month of October to celebrate the 5-year anniversary of our KATG tour! Get this now for a limited time!

$21.00

New KATG T-shirt

Check out the new KATG t-shirt only available for purchase online. Get yours today!  

$22.00

KATG Hoodie

When it's cold outside, it's comfortable in here, baby. This front pouch pocketed 100% French terry cotton KATG grey hoodie with the silhouette Team KATG logo on the sleeve gives you cover from ill weather as well as cover from the cops. JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE, MAN!

$29.00

Team KATG Shirt

Sexy in design, sexy in style, sexy any way you slice it: The Team KATG shirt features a sexy design on the sexy front, letting everyone know that you’re on the sexy team because you’re sexy

$15.00

HUAR Shirt

This HUAR tee can be worn at any classy event. Meet the in-laws-to-be dressed to a T, and that rhymes with "Gee, I hate robots."

$15.00

What's My Name Show Shirt

While it's easy to put on and easy to take off, this cotton tee doesn't leave your body on its own. You're the one in control! What's My Name? No, What's YOUR Name?!

$15.00

Personal Coaching

Don't stay stuck. You have options. We will show you that more is available to you than what you can currently see. As professional podcasters, producers, and writers, we took the steps to create opportunities where there seemed to be no possibilities. We want to use what we've learned to help you live your true and best lives. Get on a call with either one or both of us. Your choice! (same ...

$75.00

Studio Virtual Show Pass - Be our guest!

Tickets for 2 to the KATG Virtual Studio! You and a friend will be guests in the Keith and The Girl virtual studio when we record an episode.  You may also request your favorite KATG comedian to join (subject to availability).  Join us for the behind-the-scenes set up and mic check with your guest of choice. You will have the opportunity to be on air if you desire.   

$699.00

KATG 24-HOUR COMEDY MARATHON 2020

It’s 2020, and we have another full 24 hours of Keith, Chemda, and the funniest comedians telling jokes, screaming angers, and everything in between! The Marathon is divided into 6 parts. See which comics are featured in each part below: Part 1 Patrick Shroeder, Rojo Perez, Melody Kamali, Ali Clayton, Max Cohen, Vicky Kuperman   Part 2 Shelton Lindsay, Noelle Winters Herzog, Tracey Carnazzo...

$8.99

KATG VIP Gift Certificate

Share KATG VIP with a friend! Your friend can use this gift certificate on a new or existing VIP account.Get started by selecting the amount you'd like to gift. After you purchase the gift, our team will email you a PDF download with the gift code in 1 business day. New and returning members can use the gift code during the VIP checkout process. Existing members can apply the code to their acco...

$14.99

KATG Live Events Collection

13 years of KATG created some incredible live moments! Get them all at this insane price for a limited time only.

$15.99

What Do We Do Now?

Finally, a modern relationship book for the modern relationship.What Do We Do Now? is an R-rated, utterly honest Q&A book culled from the best and funniest questions posed by Keith and the Girl devotees, including:• My boyfriend joined the military and is being shipped off for an unknown amount of time. I’m young and I want to move on. Am I a bad person?• Why does my boyfriend always adjust...

$24.00

Drip Drip

Keith Malley is back with his yearly stand-up special, and this year he talks marriage and divorce, dating, being sober, gun control, #MeToo, and the death of Stephen Hawking.

$7.99

I’m Dating Your Mom

It’s album #16, and Keith’s at it again! This time he discusses his new love, his new stepkids, his disciplinary ideas, the climate of sensitivity, Devil’s advocates, sex robots, and Louis C.K.’s penis.This product is also available on: AMAZON, ITUNES and GOOGLE PLAY.

$7.99

KATG 24-Hour Comedy Marathon 2019

Get ready for a full 24 hours of Keith, Chemda, and the funniest comedians telling jokes, stories, and everything else! The Marathon is divided into 6 parts. See which comics are featured in each part below: Part 1 Hannah Boone, Casey James Salengo, Sean Patton, Kevin Allison, Myq Kaplan, Carrie Gravensen, Ali Clayton, Sharron Paul, Matt Bachus, Aileen Clark Part 2 Aileen Clark, Shelton Lindsay...

$8.99

KATG 24-Hour Comedy Marathon 2018

Get ready for a full 24 hours of Keith, Chemda, and the funniest comedians telling jokes, stories and everything else! The Marathon is divided into 6 parts. See which comics are featured in each part below: Part 1 Christi Chiello, Paul Hooper, Tracey Carnazzo, Jason Burke, Julia Soloman, Alyssa Limperis, Richie Tolway, Christina Galston, Chris Laker, Lucie Pohl, and Daniel Hartley Part 2 Danie...

$8.99